Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...