As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!