My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...