A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...