The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...