OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...