George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
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Knowledge Pills
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Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Love thy Neighbor
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What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
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So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
An Irish couple
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We need to help these people
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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...