Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...