Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...