Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...