Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...