What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...