How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...