The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...