Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?