A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...