A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...