Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....