Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....