spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...