Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...