By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
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Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...