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At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...