Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...