Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...