Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...