dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...