Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...