half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...