Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...