Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...