On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
I have a keyboard error
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Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...