Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...