True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...