Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.