Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...