A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...