Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Food quotes and quips
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Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...