He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...