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Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
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Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
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The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
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What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
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