“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...