In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...