Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...