Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...