Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...