Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...