Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...