An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...