What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...