Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...