Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...